On Friday, Katy Perry released a brand new single. It's an upbeat pop track called "Bon Appetit" and it features rising Atlanta rap trio Migos — oh, and some pretty amusing lyrics and really bad food euphemisms to describe, you know...
—"All that you can have, boy/ Got me spread like a buffet."
—"You could use some sugar / 'Cause your levels ain’t right."
—"I'm a five-star Michelin/ A Kobe flown in/ You want what I'm cooking, boy."
—"Eat with your hands, fine/ I'm on the menu."
—"Well I'm open 24/ Wanna keep you satisfied."
Oye. Not since Justin Timberlake and Timbaland's "Carry Out" and Kelis' "Milkshake" has there been a song so dedicated to making me feel so awkward about food. Also, I wonder how many times the songwriter laughed while penning these lyrical gems.
Compliments of the chef: 4.28.17 👩🏼🍳 pic.twitter.com/zG3m2ex0Ws— Katy Perry (@katyperry) April 26, 2017
Regardless of how you may feel about the new track, at least we got some pretty great memes out of it.
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